| Drum Roll! Lights! Ladies and Gentlemen Welkom, Bienvenue, Willkommen, Benvenuto, Boa vinda, Recepcion to the first annual MR and MISS CAT UNIVERSE PAGEANT |
| I am your host - KRAMER and along with my sister, Miss Tiny Krazy, we will escort you thru this wonderful world of feline beauty today |
| To get the show started right away lets meet our contestants. First from all over the globe let's meet the 50 candidates for MR CAT UNIVERSE! |