We have a smaller pageant this year.  Folks must be
saving the best cat photos for themselves.  But that
doesn't mean the contestants are any less dynamic.  
We have a great group of competitors and this year
will be a tough one for a judges.
Dis way
Speaking of which, let's meet our panel of expert,
unbiased judges who will choose this years winners.
(yeah, like they didn't choose me last year)
Our first judge is a great and familiar face to cat beauty pageants.  Three
time judge and all around nice guy:  Mark Taylor (Kramer's dad)


Our next judge is a real nice lady that loves kitties and even dogs.  (yuck) she
lives in Massachusetts and goes to school in New Hampshire.  Please
Welcome Michelle Horne, Miss New Hampshire Coed.                  :


Miss Gerrie who is an animal rights activist and supports dog and cat safety
programs.


Miss Nancy Sevier who is a beauty queen with a heart of gold.  She promotes
adopt animals programs.


So those are our esteemed judges who have the difficult task of voting for the
best Mr and Miss Cat Universe ever!
It wouldn't be so hard if all they did was give me da crown.
If you don't shaddup, I'm gonna crown ya!

Audience, let's start the show!!!!!