| Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Cats of all Ages, Welcome to the third annual MR AND MISS CAT UNIVERSE PAGEANT 2007! |
| I am your host for this years pageant. My name is KRAMER and this is my third year hosting this fantastic event. Also assisting me at this years pageant will be a celebrity host, you know him, you love him, you can't live without him........ it's MO EVIL CAT GENIUS!!!!!!! |
| Eh, shaddup and give me the microphone, Butthead! This year the pageant finally has some class. I'll be "assisting" Kramer in the hosting duties and you'll get to see the huge mistake the pageant made in the past two years when I was NOT declared da winner! |
