LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR THE
SECOND ANNUAL MR AND MISS CAT UNIVERSE
PAGEANT!
WELCOME TO OUR PRELIM SHOW WHERE YOU
WILL MEET ALL THE CONTESTANTS
I am your host, KRAMER.  My
sister, Tiny Krazy and I will escort
you thru this fun fill event.  We
have some exciting events planned
for you this year!
That's right, Kramer.  This year we
have some exciting entertainment
provided by the Prego Ferrets as well
as some new judges and prelims.  So
people can see the contestants
before the winner is announced!
As always, we want to thank our friends at Prego, the
Pageant Boards, the Quincy Animal Shelter and
especially MOM, who lets us do this every year!

And of course, our special guests the reigning Mr and
Miss Cat Universe of 2005
The Most Handsome
RHUBARB
And Her Beautiful Majesty
YUNA